Name: Jolene
Breed: Gremlin??
Age: 2-5, your guess is as good as ours
Weight: <8kg of ✨️spice✨️
Theme tune:
🎶 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my hand
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't bite me just because you can 🎶
Good in the car? Adopt and find out…
Good on a lead? Adopt and find out, but probably not. I imagine she’d be trying to bite ankles left right and centre.
Personality? Suspiciously sweet with bursts of “Get the holy water!”
Need a fenced garden? A garden is not a requirement but for the sake of mankind, do not let this creature loose into the world!
Dog Friendly? Your dog does not deserve the hell that she would unleash, believe me. (Although she has been good with dogs in kennels! So experience with introducing dogs is necessary if you have a resident dog already)
Child Friendly? No child deserves the hell that she would unleash either, please, believe me.
Why would I ever want to adopt her you may ask yourself!?
To do everyone else a favour, to redeem yourself for past wrongs yada yada…
Jolene is a small menace the likes of which we don’t see often. Her favorite method of communication is her attempt at a Cerberus impression, lots of growls. She gets the growls down to a T but the pitch and volume need some work. She likes dogs, to eat for breakfast I mean, aka: she does not like dogs. She growls and snarls, perhaps plotting to steal top-secret government documents. Who’s to say?
If Jolene does decide allow you to co-exist with her - congratulations, you are now property of Jolene. She will likely continue to ward away strangers, other dogs, sometimes you depending on her mood… if she decides you're her person, you will become her slave, doting to her every need or else… Thank God she’s small, that’s all I can say.
All jokes aside, we really think there is an amazing and loyal dog in amongst that ball of scruff just waiting to come out. The kennel environment is so different from the home and she would truly benefit from a life of trust, calm and the ability to build a true bond! She was close with her rescuer before being moved to kennels and would be so excited to greet her and have cuddles when she would come home ♥️
Available for adoption anywhere in the UK
⚠️🤣 ADOPT AT YOUR OWN RISK 🤣⚠️
Post inspired by ‘Grass Roots Rescue’ 😋
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